This really black humored little ditty is my continuation of the memorable "We Will All Go Together When We Go" by the immortal Tom Lehrer. Lehrer's song was written while the Cold War was still in full flower and the threat of Total Nuclear Annihilation was the Sword of Damocoles hanging over our heads.
When I wrote most of the verses below in 1992 and added a few more in 2000, we worried more about bio-terrorism with genetically engineered plagues, but most of the old Bombs were still out there as well. Today, in 2005, we are all too well aware that some nuclear bombs are known to be in the hands of demented despots and the material to make others are easily accessible to even more demented and fanatical terrorists.
But don't you worry !
WE (Dog Lovers) WILL ALL GO TOGETHER WHEN WE GO
(to tune of "We Will All Go Together When We Go" by Tom Lehrer)
by Pam Green , © 1992, 2005
When we think upon mortality, we are faced with sad reality
For we will all go together when we go !
And we will all broil together when we broil !
We will all go together when we go !
You will each go directly to your circle in the Inferno,
And we will all go together when we go,
And we will all Sleep, we hope, perchance, to Dream :
You will each go directly to your appropriate Hereafter,
There will be no need to neuter or to spay,
Yes, we will all go together when we go :
( spoken : )
And we will all croak together when we croak !
And we will all chill together when we chill !
And we will all die together when we die !
And we will all crash together when we crash !
And we will all roast together when we roast !
And we will all cook together when we cook !
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