Send In The Drones

by Pam Green , © Dec , 2025

(to tune of Send In The Clowns)

Where is my dog ? doggone he's lost !
I need to find him, whatever the cost.

Isn't it cruel ? It's so unfair :
My dear dog has vanished into thin air.

Where are the drones ?
Camera-eyed drones.
Send in the drones !

Who let my dog out ? Who is to blame ?
I'm walking the streets and calling his name.

Isn't it strange ? Isn't it queer ?
He'll be thirteen next month this year.
He's getting ancient, his body is weak.
He could be dying, now as I speak.

Where are the drones ?
Dragging hot dogs on strings.
Send in the drones !