I AM THE OWNER OF A BOUVIER

I am the owner of a Bouvier , and a right good Bouv is he !
He has his major points, "Good" X-rays of his joints,
And a leg towards his C.D. !
At Tracking he excells, for the following of smells
Is a game he loves more than sex !
He ambles like a bear as he tracks his corners square,
And he'll never flunk a T.D.X. !

(chorus:) What, never ? (owner:) No, never !
(chorus:) What, never ? (owner:) Well, hardly ever
(all:) So give three cheers and one cheer more
For this noble Bouvie whom we all adore !
And give a cheer, hip-hip-hooray,
For the owner of a Bouvier !

I am the owner of a Bouvier, and with him I'm quite content !
He has a scissors bite, his coat is black as night,
And his stud fees pay my rent !
Sheep and cattle he will herd when I give his outrun word,
"Come bye!" or "Away to me!"
He'll fetch them through each gate in a manner calm and straight,
And he'll never ever stop to pee !

(chorus:) What , never ? (owner:) No, never !
(chorus:) What , never ? (owner:) Well, hardly ever !
(all:) So give three cheers ........ etc

I am the owner of a Bouvier , and he always makes me smile !
I'm certain he will be the High Score in Ring III
Whenever we attend a Trial !
For on the training field , his courage will not yield,
Though to me he is sweet as fudge.
He really is a brute : he mutilates the suit,
But he'd never ever bite the Judge !

(chorus:) What , never ? (owner:) No , never !
(chorus:) What , never ? (owner:) Well, hardly ever !
(all:) So give three cheers ........ etc