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FASS FIERCELY, BOUVIE !
(to tune of "Fight Fiercely, Harvard" by Tom Lehrer)
by Pam Green , © 1990
Fass fiercely Bouvie,
Fass ! Fass ! Fass !
The instant that the decoy moves.
Until then , lie down and bark:
That's what the Judge approves !
How we will celebrate our victory
Of gaining High in Trial and Schutzhund Three !
(How jolly !)
Chase that decoy down the field , and
Fass ! Fass ! Fass !
Fass fiercely, Bouvie,
Fass ! Fass ! Fass !
Impress them with your courage, do
Oh Bouvie, please ignore the decoy's threats :
Be of stout heart and true !
Come on , Bouv, earn those letters for your name;
Don't let the Judge percieve it's just a game !
(Oh goody.!)
Please bite to kill or maim, and
Fass ! Fass ! Fass !
But please "Out" cleanly , and
Fass ! Fass ! Fass !
"Fight Fiercely , Harvard" can be heard on the record albulm "Songs by Tom Lehrer" (Reprise #RS-6216) and "Tom Lehrer Revisited" For those musically trained perverts who like to play the piano, we reccomend "Too Many Songs by Tom Lehrer" (Pantheon Books).
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