I think this is the very first Bouvier song I ever wrote. Although it may sound a bit bloodthirsty, I was really just having fun and to some degree making fun of those who take protection sports a bit too seriously. While I do appreciate the Bouvier's capability for defending her family, it is the Bouv's restraint and good judgement about such matters that I really admire and rely upon. The only time any of my dogs (Chelsea) ever actually protected me from someone who may have intended me harm, all she actually did or needed to do was to stand between me and them and give them an intimidating look.
 
        

BITE THE BAD GUYS, BOUVIER !

(to tune of "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star")


by Pam Green , ©


 

Bite the Bad Guys, Bouvier !
Teach them that crime does not pay :
Sieze them by the arm or thigh,
Chew 'till they give up or die !

Bite the Bad Guys, Shaggy Bouv !
Teach them that we don't approve :
Burglar , rapist, smuggler, spy,
All who steal or cheat or lie !

Bite the Bad Guys , Little Bear !
Of thy teeth they shall beware :
All who batter, maim , or slay
Quake at thought of Bouvier !

Bite the Bad Guys, Dirty Beard !
By wrongdoers thou art feared :
All who scheme to flout our laws
Dread the power of thy jaws !

Bite the Bad Guys , Filthy Feet !
As a guard you can't be beat
Yet we know , sweet Bouvier,
In your heart, you'd rather play !

 
alternate ending couplet :
 

Yet we know that in your heart,
You'd rather slay them with a fart !

 

 
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