A short verse about profanity and why I never indulge in it. Well, hardly ever.

On Profanity

(to the tune of "Captain of the Pinnafore" by Gilbert & Sullivan)

by Pam Green , ©

Bad language or abuse
I very rarely use;
From my lips it shall not be heard.
Though "dam" and "bitch" I may
Professionally say,
I would never ever say that word.

Chorus : What never ?
Reply : No never !
Chorus : What never ?
Reply : Well, hardly ever.

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