THERE IS NOTHING LIKE A BOUV !

(to tune of "There is Nothing Like a Dame !" )

by Pam Green , © 1990

There is nothing like a Bouv,
Nothing in the world !
It's a fact that we can prove :
There ain't anything like a Bouv !

Nothing works like a Bouv
Or has quirks like a Bouv;
Gives you love like a Bouv;
Finds the glove like a Bouv !

Nothing looks like a Bouv ;
Catches crooks like a Bouv ;
Herds your cows like a Bouv ;
Or bow-wows like a Bouv !

There is nothing like a Bouv,
Nothing in the world !
It's a truth we all approve :
There ain't anything like a Bouv !

Nothing thinks like a Bouv;
Nothing stinks like a Bouv;
Nothing carts like a Bouv;
Nothing farts like a Bouv !

Nothing tracks like a Bouv;
Nor attacks like a Bouv;
Nothing smells like a Bouv ;
Nor repells like a Bouv !

There is nothing like a Bouv,
Nothing in the world !
It's a fact that we can prove :
There ain't anything like a Bouv !