MACINTOSH / PHOTOSHOP

(to tune of "Kodachrome" by Paul Simon)

by Pam Green (© 2002)

When I think back on all the crap I learned in Grad School,
There's so much I missed that I regret;
But my lifelong education isn't finished, oh no :
I can learn about it on the 'Net !
 

Internet, astounding,
With a zillion Web sites :
Who could think he's able to sing your praise ?
I've got a cable modem and the newest iMac,
Mamma, don't take my Internet away !
    oh no, Mamma don't take my Internet away !
 

When I look back at all the photographs I've taken,
Almost eve'ry one of them is flawed;
But Photoshop will retouch them to perfection
Until Ansel Adams would be awed !
 

Photoshop version seven ,
Millions of brilliant colors,
Gonna make all my photographs OK.
Got a hundred filters,
Half a gig of mem'ry,
Mamma, don't take my Photoshop away !
     oh no, Mamma don't take my Photoshop away !
 

When I look back on ev'ry Mac I've known since Lisa,
Little boxes, how I've loved you all !
Now the very latest one's a Revolution :
Magic screen above a silvered ball !

Macintosh, new iMac,
Something outta StarTrek,
Gonna make all my wildest dreams come true !
Got the hottest hardware
And that cool "i" software,
Mamma , you can have my old G3 White and Blue,
    oh yeah, you can have my old G3 White and Blue !