Overdue Baby, won't you get born !
Mamma's gonna buy you a sheep with horns.
If that ram don't give out milk,
Mamma's gonna buy you some worms for silk.
If those little worms don't spin,
Mamma's gonna drink herself a cup of gin.
If that drink don't turn to grog,
Mamma's gonna buy you a curly tailed dog.
If that Basenji dog won't bark,
Mamma's gonna buy you a Great White Shark.
If that Great White Shark don't eat,
Mamma's gonna find herself a way to cheat .
If all her bribes don't move you a damn,
Mamma's gonna birth you by Caesarian !